Oppo, I'm Engaged!

"Bourbon&JellyBeans" (bourbonandjellybeans) 01/13/2017 at 11:30 • Filed to: None

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Pop the champagne! I asked, she said yes.

Celebratory donuts!!! Donuts for everyone!!!

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:33

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Congrats!

ttyymmnn > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:33

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“Marriage is a wonderful institution. But who wants to live in an institution?”

—Grouch Marx

Seriously, though, congratulations to you and your fiancée. Best wishes to you both for a long and happy life together.

PatBateman > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:34

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WOOOOOO!! Congrats!!!

Despite what everyone jokingly says, marriage is actually a lot of fun. It comes with the occasional tiff and disagreement, but it can be a real hoot.

Kids, on the other hand, fuck shit all up (joking).

(Not really joking).

EL_ULY > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:37

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wooooooooooooooooooooo!

Prepare your wallet, yo!

Chariotoflove > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:37

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Hooray!

random001 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:38

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Congrats! It took me 33 years to get married, but this been worth it! Good luck!

Wacko > PatBateman 01/13/2017 at 11:40

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not really joking is right!

PatBateman > Wacko 01/13/2017 at 11:44

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I love all three of my children, but my wife and I have SO MUCH DAMNED FUN when they’re not around.

OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:44

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Being engaged is fun. Been at it since mid-April

Party-vi > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:52

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Congratulations! Just remember to let your wife & co make all the wedding decisions and your life will be easy, and for fucks sake don’t mention your mother-in-law’s white fucking dress to your wife because she will say it’s fine and well it’s not actually white it’s bone or ivory so that’s ok it’s my mom I don’t see the big deal with her wearing it at our wedding jesusfuckingchristonacrutch

Svend > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:54

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Just remember.

Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

I’m sure marriage is a great institution, I’m just not ready to be in an institution.

The Perfect Marriage
1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a few drinks, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California , and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere.... but she keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ‘Somewhere I haven’t
been in a long time!’ she said. So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric bread maker. She said ‘There are too many gadgets, and
no place to sit down!’ So I bought her an electric chair.
7. My wife told me the car wasn’t running well because there was water in the carburettor. I
asked where the car was. She told me, ‘In a lake’.
8. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.
9. She ran after the waste disposal truck, yelling, ‘Am I too late for the garbage?’ The driver said,
‘No, jump in!’
10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.
11. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
12. I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months I don’t like to interrupt her.

Only kidding mate congratulations.

It was nice knowing you.

Any idea what friends your fiance is going to let you keep after the wedding?

No seriously, congrats.

$kaycog > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 11:57

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That is lovely! Congratulations!

Wacko > PatBateman 01/13/2017 at 11:58

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too much fun leads to more children....

unless snip, snip.....

We got 3 love them too....

E90M3 > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 12:00

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Congrats!

CaptDale - is secretly British > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 12:25

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OMG!!! COngratulations!! I can’t wait for that day. I bet you feel amazing!

PatBateman > Wacko 01/13/2017 at 12:35

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If only we had known what caused that.

BKosher84 > PatBateman 01/13/2017 at 12:39

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My wife and I just went through the worst year of our marriage, coming close to contemplating divorce. Luckily we worked through it and talked to some of our married friends together about things (Trust me, make some married friends that you can BOTH trust to talk to.. THIS IS A BIG FOR A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP).

Kids.. Yeah, they are little human tornadoes, but they are also fun as hell to watch grow up. (20 month old son here).

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 12:41

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Wunderbar!!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Svend 01/13/2017 at 12:41

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Hahaha These cracked me up!

Bourbon&JellyBeans > PatBateman 01/13/2017 at 12:44

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We want to do some traveling and stuff before having kids, but she wants three and I want two so we’ll probably compromise and have three. Haha 

RutRut > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 12:55

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You understand marriage already.

PatBateman > BKosher84 01/13/2017 at 13:05

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We had one of those years a few back. We had to remind each other why we got married, how much we loved each other, and to start focusing on our own shortfalls to build ourselves back up as a couple. Church helped, but the kids helped more.

It’s still nice to get away every now and again to again remind us that we REALLY LIKE spending time with each other.

PatBateman > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 13:05

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Happy wife = happy life.

Maxima Speed > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 13:20

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I save my greatest wisdom for the most auspicious occasions, such as this one. Listen carefully and heed my words. “In a race between a rock and a pig, don’t varnish your clams”. Words to live by right there.

#notmyquote

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > BKosher84 01/13/2017 at 15:37

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Oh, the fun doesn’t really start until you have more than one little one... then it’s on. It’s the best thing ever though. I’ve got three boys under the age of 4, and they are awesome! Looking back, one kid is simple. And two is no big deal, now 3, it can get challenging. But worth it.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 18:18

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you poor bastard!

;)

seriously, congrats!

The Compromiser > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/13/2017 at 20:06

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Congratulations.

Remember, if you want to travel and have a bit of fun before kids (assuming they are in the plans) always follow the advice of your user name.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > The Compromiser 01/14/2017 at 07:01

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Bwahahahahaha!!

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Bourbon&JellyBeans 01/23/2017 at 14:39

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You get a car and a weekly day off for each additional kid beyond what you agree to.

Negotiation skills, man!